I use a computer keyboard for most of the day at work. Sometimes I really get into the groove, get typing fast, and occasionally miss the ESC key and hit the F1 key. Depending on the application, this will often bring up the annoying and worthless Windows help dialog box and interrupt my, well, groove.
Today I fixed this problem.

I also fixed the similarly annoying problem of hitting the numlock key, which disables the number pad.

And while I was at it, I decided to rearrange my arrow keys. Subtly symbolizing my frequent confusion of where to go in life.